Yesterday my neighbors began an extensive remodel of their home. I have decided to document the experience for them, and my attorney, in this blog. For the sake of anonymity I will call my neighbors Nobert and Farrah Trickhart.
The project plans for their new home are so vast the finished product promises to blot out the sun and place my home in eternal midnight. It may even disrupt the balance of our entire neighborhood with its own gravitational pull.
Once Nobert and Farrah decided to embark on the remodeling of their home the assault on my property was immediate. During the surveying phase of the project the Trickhart's claim that it was “discovered” that they owned approximately twenty feet of my front yard. They immediately marked off the area as their own and purposefully re-landscaped it to shame me in front of the other neighbors.
Yesterday began the 4am pounding noises as their home is being destroyed to make room for the monolith. The “demolition pounding” is scheduled to continue for 27 weeks, then 32 weeks of the “digging of the basement” pounding will begin, to be followed by 29 weeks of “construction pounding”, and God knows what else.
As you can clearly see in this photo, my ears (and property line) are not to be the only thing to be assaulted during this process. The day before construction began the Trickharts mentioned there would be a "dumpster" or two in their front yard. Little did I know what they meant by "dumpster". From my living room window I now have a clear view of a giant, blue porta-potty. Now I can officially say they have a lot of crap in their front yard. And in case there is any doubt let me just tell you construction workers do not always have their pants pulled up before they exit the "big blue stench box".
I will write more soon. I am too tired to go on.
- C Smith
The project plans for their new home are so vast the finished product promises to blot out the sun and place my home in eternal midnight. It may even disrupt the balance of our entire neighborhood with its own gravitational pull.
Once Nobert and Farrah decided to embark on the remodeling of their home the assault on my property was immediate. During the surveying phase of the project the Trickhart's claim that it was “discovered” that they owned approximately twenty feet of my front yard. They immediately marked off the area as their own and purposefully re-landscaped it to shame me in front of the other neighbors.
Yesterday began the 4am pounding noises as their home is being destroyed to make room for the monolith. The “demolition pounding” is scheduled to continue for 27 weeks, then 32 weeks of the “digging of the basement” pounding will begin, to be followed by 29 weeks of “construction pounding”, and God knows what else.
As you can clearly see in this photo, my ears (and property line) are not to be the only thing to be assaulted during this process. The day before construction began the Trickharts mentioned there would be a "dumpster" or two in their front yard. Little did I know what they meant by "dumpster". From my living room window I now have a clear view of a giant, blue porta-potty. Now I can officially say they have a lot of crap in their front yard. And in case there is any doubt let me just tell you construction workers do not always have their pants pulled up before they exit the "big blue stench box".
I will write more soon. I am too tired to go on.
- C Smith
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