And baby makes (Felony)...

Mystery baby seen caged outside the second-story bathroom window of the Trickhart home.

Trickharts caught on camera as they laughingly toss food down to the "crated" mystery baby below.

Perpetual home remodelers Farrah and Nobert Trickhart are hiding the shocking real reason that they have hextupled the size of their home – the recent addition of a Scandinavian love-child to their family! 



Farrah, the 38-year-old self-proclaimed “career woman”, avoided admitting her relationship to the infant during a 13-minute investigation by Child Protective Services and publicly declared she was only “baby-sitting” for her sexy, hot, young, male, Scandinavian, psychic reader and his pudgy girlfriend from California - though insiders say Farrah is the real mother of the little Nordic neo-nate!

The authorities intervened after numerous reports of a baby being kept in a crate below ground and “caged” for days on end outside the second story bathroom window of the Trickhart’s new home. The Trickharts confessed to “sunning” the baby, but denied that Farrah was the mother.

"It's not the first time this has been suggested,” said a close friend. “There is no way she was only “baby-sitting” that child. Only a real, bio-mom would treat a baby so badly.”

Farrah began her psychic readings with the tall, tan, blond, Scandinavian, Californian, twenty-something, surfer two years ago but recently she realized the sessions were no longer fulfilling, divulged a close source.

"She knew it was over and made sure she told her psychic before Valentine's Day. She tearfully cancelled her appointments with him but agreed to continue baby-sitting the psychic’s child until the baby graduated high school. The “business” relationship began falling apart in June, and it never recovered over the last nine months. She's down in the dumps about it and has lost a lot of weight from depression, but doesn't rule out a reconciliation," the source revealed.

Nobert, however, DOES rule out reconciliation for Farrah and her psychic surfer. He also plans to take some parenting classes and adopt the child once he clears his name with Child Protective Services.

“I guess dangling the kid in a rusty cage outside the upstairs crapper wasn’t the best idea we ever had - but we made sure he had his tetanus booster and always knew where he was.” Nobert told the insider.

- C Smith.