And baby makes (Felony)...

Mystery baby seen caged outside the second-story bathroom window of the Trickhart home.

Trickharts caught on camera as they laughingly toss food down to the "crated" mystery baby below.

Perpetual home remodelers Farrah and Nobert Trickhart are hiding the shocking real reason that they have hextupled the size of their home – the recent addition of a Scandinavian love-child to their family! 



Farrah, the 38-year-old self-proclaimed “career woman”, avoided admitting her relationship to the infant during a 13-minute investigation by Child Protective Services and publicly declared she was only “baby-sitting” for her sexy, hot, young, male, Scandinavian, psychic reader and his pudgy girlfriend from California - though insiders say Farrah is the real mother of the little Nordic neo-nate!

The authorities intervened after numerous reports of a baby being kept in a crate below ground and “caged” for days on end outside the second story bathroom window of the Trickhart’s new home. The Trickharts confessed to “sunning” the baby, but denied that Farrah was the mother.

"It's not the first time this has been suggested,” said a close friend. “There is no way she was only “baby-sitting” that child. Only a real, bio-mom would treat a baby so badly.”

Farrah began her psychic readings with the tall, tan, blond, Scandinavian, Californian, twenty-something, surfer two years ago but recently she realized the sessions were no longer fulfilling, divulged a close source.

"She knew it was over and made sure she told her psychic before Valentine's Day. She tearfully cancelled her appointments with him but agreed to continue baby-sitting the psychic’s child until the baby graduated high school. The “business” relationship began falling apart in June, and it never recovered over the last nine months. She's down in the dumps about it and has lost a lot of weight from depression, but doesn't rule out a reconciliation," the source revealed.

Nobert, however, DOES rule out reconciliation for Farrah and her psychic surfer. He also plans to take some parenting classes and adopt the child once he clears his name with Child Protective Services.

“I guess dangling the kid in a rusty cage outside the upstairs crapper wasn’t the best idea we ever had - but we made sure he had his tetanus booster and always knew where he was.” Nobert told the insider.

- C Smith.

For Sale...

Nobert and Farrah Trickhart are planning to sell their recently remodeled home and are consulting a psychic for direction on how to simplify their overly complicated lives, a source close to the family has revealed.

“We never anticipated the problems that having so much space would cause to our relationship,” a devastated Farrah told the family friend. “Nobert and I go days without ever seeing each other – even though we live under the same roof(s).”

As first reported on this blog, the Trickharts have nearly hextupled the size of their home, utility bills, and environmental impact through an excessively pretentious remodel.

“It has been tragic to watch,” said the friend. “The Trickharts use to talk and laugh together - now when Nobert calls out to Farrah she doesn’t reply – having not heard him across the large cavernous living room that has become their hell.”

“Continuing to live next to Chaz’s home has been very difficult to endure,” Nobert also confessed. "It is a constant reminder of what our wonderful little house was once like.”

Farrah went even further - comparing the remodel of her home to her recent plastic surgery, “I have had all this work done and now I don’t recognize myself in the mirror, nor my house in the driveway. It is just dreadful.”

Emotionally destroyed, Farrah has flown in a handsome, young, Scandinavian psychic from California and also talks to him frequently on the phone, according to the friend.
“She seems to feel better after their sessions.”

“The house holds a few fond, though trivial, memories for Nobert and Farrah but they are having a hard time continuing to live in a house where good taste has died and been replaced with an echo,” the family friend added.

- C Smith

Haunted...

It has just been discovered that the Trickhart home was built on an ancient pet cemetery. While at their home I captured this ghastly footage of a "ghost cat" floating around their living room.

Farrah's complaints of hearing noises started almost immediately upon moving back into the house. Nobert said the noises were from the plumbing, but plumbing does not make "meow" sounds.

It wasn't until last night that the "ghost cat" actually materialized.

Two of the Trickhart's three dogs went berserk. The third dog, Pippy, could not be bothered.

Apparently the pet cemetery had always been in their yard. The new construction expanded the footprint of the home and somehow upset the dead just as it had upset the neighbors.

- C Smith