How they lived (Part 2)...

Apparently the Trickhart's contractor has been busy at the monolith over the weekend. Nob is boasting that his "stairway to heaven" is almost complete (a vulgar reference referring to the steps leading to the second floor master bedroom suite).

Also posted on the “Trickhart’s Blog Of Yesterday’s News” is the above image which Nobert is blaming on rain.

We live in Arizona. It has not rained here since 1992. And even that storm is being debated since The Dave Matthews Band was flying a private jet over Phoenix at the time.

The above mess in the Trickhart's bathroom was not caused by rain. As I reported on June 19th, this is how the Trickharts lived. It is also the reason I went to the trouble of plumbing their British phone booth to use as a shower. Who other than the Trickhart's would even consider showering in a bathroom like the one pictured above.

The real reason their bathroom was such a mess is that after Nob relieves himself there is not a dry spot to be found within thirty feet. Poor Farrah was unable to use the toilet after Nob for fear of slipping off and snapping her wooden legs. She used random material from around the house as an ass gasket to form a barrier between herself and the always moist seat. Much of the material wouldn't flush so she just tossed it on the floor when she was finished.

In addition to blaming "rain" for the condition of his bathroom, Nobert made some veiled reference to me on his blog - saying, "I know what you're all thinking, but no, this isn't the result of our neighbor using our bathroom after another night of binge drinking."

• First - I don't "binge" drink. I drink all the time.
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• Second - I can hold my alcohol. Even if I had "blown chowder" all over their bathroom it would have not have been due to my drinking, it would have been due to their horrible decorating choices.
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• Third - I don't "binge" drink.

And by the way, why were the Trickharts storing Starbuck's coffee in their bathroom? Please don't tell me it is their own "special blend".

- C Smith